fussybabybitch:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK GHOSTS. Do NOT contact the dead for sexy yet spooky rendezvous. Don’t summon demons for some good old knobjob spit swapping. Think to yourself— are ghostly erections worth it? Do you think you could fuck a werewolf too maybe I’m just asking

(via sixfigs)


ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

Source / More Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

(via jeevix)



jeevix:

liptonicedpee:

illexplain:

itsybitsysleddogs:

illexplain:

peble:

itsybitsysleddogs:

Just hanging out!

its tiny

whats up with the husky chihuahua?

She is an alaskan klee kai, a pure breed of dog, completely unrelated to a chihuahua.
Klee kai are a rare breed of dog that resembles a small husky. She is also very small for breed

honestly thank you so much. 

oh my god

nice husky chihuahua


whatever-floats-your-yacht:

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

THATS PRECIOUS

whatever-floats-your-yacht:

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

THATS PRECIOUS

(via itsdanicalifornia)


carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean


HALLOWEEN EYES

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

(via itsdanicalifornia)



strayawaymakechaos:

insidesanity:

FUCKING FINALLY

I love this yes!

strayawaymakechaos:

insidesanity:

FUCKING FINALLY

I love this yes!

(via jeevix)


reachforthestars-kapalina:

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

I fucking want 😍😍😍😍😍

(via freeloadingoff-oflife)


(via slutwhat)


thatfunnyblog:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

thatfunnyblog:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(via luciddreamofhell)


orcas:

orcas:

My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

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antidarkheart:

tateshaw:

fancysomedisneymagic:

This is crazy….

Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene. 

So when someone tells you that “referencing is cheating”, just know that they’re lying. 

Nearly all of the best artists reference! 

(via itsdanicalifornia)


I want to _____ you.

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

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